DISQUS

147xxxx: This is why I don't like to pick up the phone.

  • 165xxxx · 4 months ago
    Sometimes we get prank calls. ._.

    "Thank you for calling *town name* Starbucks, this is *name* speaking."
    "*In a whisper/raspy voice* Hello?"
    "Hi. How can I help you?"
    "When do you guys close?"
    "In a half hour."
    "How much is a coffee?"
    "What size?"
    "MEDIUM."
    "I think $1.75 off the top of my head."
    "SMALL?"
    "A dollar fifty."
    "LARGE?!"
    "A dollar ninety."
    "WHEN ARE YOU OFF?"
    "I'm a closer, so it could be a while."
    "OKAY, I'LL WAIT FOR YOU OUTSIDE."
    *Click*

    D: