DISQUS

147xxxx: Dear offices, please stop sending the stupidest person you have to get drinks for the whole office.

  • einahpetsneleb · 4 months ago
    yes, the freakoutage is damn hysterical. sometimes. but not so much when they're in drive-thru in the morning, holding back a line of 20 cars.

    which, by the flipping way, i don't understand why people are so adamant in getting into a 5 mile line in drive-thru when there are CLEARLY no lines in the cafe.

    it gives me angina.
  • Karee · 4 months ago
    I don't know how I found this blog, but always enjoy reading it. I just wanted to leave a note to say I will miss your stories about Starbucks, and good luck in the future.
  • Gary · 4 months ago
    The overall point is that we offices send the idiots to Starbucks just to get them out of our hair for a little while. Just be thankful you don't have to deal with them 40 hours per week. :-)
  • 165xxxx · 4 months ago
    That is super annoying. And you're right. The offices always DO send the STUPIDEST person they can find.
    Well, I guess that's being a little mean. But, really? Can they seriously not just guess at whether or not their boss wants cinnamon sprinkles on their drink? Do they really have to call them up and talk about it for 10 minutes during a rush?
    Do they really not have the common sense to just accept that the bold pick of the day is indeed Sumatra and not Komodo Dragon, and just get it anyway, as it's the closest thing that they're going to get to it?
    Jesus. Send a buddy with them or something.
  • Samantha · 4 months ago
    Ugh the 'I CANNOT POSSIBLY CARRY ALL THESE DRINKS' outrage is one of my pet hates. Oh I'm sorry, I should have given you the magical floating cups, obviously.